Wednesday, February 13, 2008

FYI


Ok, I am going to defend my sweet Lexi at the risk of damaging my outstanding reputation and tell you that Miss Alexis Grace eats her boogars and I am proud of it! I have recently acquired great information that says boogar eating is healthy and normal! It has given me great peace and I will no longer tell her that it is gross or inappropriate, nor will I hide my head in shame when she publicly decides she needs a snack (or should I say healthy treat!) She is and has been, by the way, my most healthy child--rarely ever gets sick with a cold or virus! Here is the information I have obtained! Enjoy!


PICKING BOOGERS FROM THE NOSE AND EATING THEM IS ACTUALLY A NORMAL, INSTINCTUAL BEHAVIOR THAT HAS BEEN FROWNED UPON ONLY WITHIN THE LAST SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS...*to be read by Peter Jones like a "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" entry*Mucophagy (literally mucus-eating, also referred as picking one's nose and eating it) is the consumption of the nasal mucus, boogers, and other detritus obtained from nose-picking.Modern scientific research suggests that mucophagy seems to be a natural and even healthy activity, which exposes the digestive system to bacteria accumulated in the mucus, thereby helping to strengthen the overall immune system.The body even naturally encourages the formation of a dense, salty coating to the boogers to make them more palatable. There is no other known reason for the high salt content in the mucus in the nose.In mankind's caveman times - it would not have been strange to spend an evening sitting around with friends and sampling each other's boogers. It sounds disgusting - but its simply part of our instinctual primate grooming behaivors that have only recently been repressed through collective social training.Studies done on dozens of feral human children found in the wild and raised by animals (and possessing no knowledge of modern social mores) show that they all spent at least a part of each day carefully clearing out their nostrils and consuming the boogers. It SOUNDS bestial and ignorant to us today - but Mother Nature (or God) always has a very good reason for putting non-learned, instinctual behaivor like this into our brains from the get go...It has been speculated that the reason why humans have become so susceptible to viruses and bacterial infections in the last 500 years or so is indeed, because we have lost this beneficial, immune system strengthening behaivor.


Now this doesn't mean I'm going to start eating my own boogers to stay healthy... (the idea is revolting)... however, the next time you do catch someone popping a dandy into his or her mouth after coring out the old schnozz rockets... don't be so quick to judge them as dirty or disgusting or ignorant... remember that it's just an unconscious, instinctual behavior that we all possess... and some people are just better at repressing it than others.Bon appetite!


Have a Great DAY!


(She is going to kill me for this one day!)

1 comment:

Granddolls' MiMi said...

Jenni, my beautiful Niece!!

It seemeth to me that thou hath way too much spare time on thou's hands for such boogerish research and sharing same....<:) luv,Aunt Beth